do the needful

Masturbating

Let me keep this ticket open until I do the needful

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to do list

List of different types of partners you'd like to have sex with before you die...

" Last night, I checked a red head off the to do list. Now, all I need to do is score with an Asian..."

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Do Work

To get shit done, not fuck around, always be on point.

You gotta do work.

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what it do

what's crackin, what's the deal, what's up - made popular in Oakland,CA

1: What it do folks?
2: Nothin

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do

Short version often used by "Gangsta's". Mostly use by Black people or rappers.

Get out the do you fat-ass

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Doing the Cocomo

phrase. Infinitive: To cocomo, Past: Cocomo'ed

To perform oral sex on a female who is menstruating with a tampon by focusing exclusively on the clitoris.

A cleaned up up version of the red beard

The Key: "It's actually not really gross at all.

Now, you obviously can't get into it like you would normally, but you can still get her off just fine."

As defined by the citizens of the best LSU website, Tigerdroppings.

Big Syl was wearing a tampon, but he still managed to get her off by DOING THE COCOMO.

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Doing a Jew

I. 'Doing a Jew' is the term used when a jew, or indeed a non-jew trys to get a good deal and save money when buying an item.

II. 'Doing a Jew' can also be used for someone who complains lots about minor inconveniences.

Matt: 'Ahh, my allergiey medicine is too expensive, do you have any coupons?'
Sam: 'stop doing a jew'

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