A person that is capable of being a douche wherever they go...
Susan was a douche suitcase at last week's conference in Las Vegas.
Noun: Useless scarf worn by even more worthless hipster.
Johnny: wtf is that dood wearing a scarf? It's 90 degrees out..
Rick: He's douche wrapped.
A really short almost hobbit like douche bag. many people with short man syndrome could be called douche baggins.
friend 1: whats up with geoff today?
friend 2: i know hes being such a douche baggins
A person that is a major douche bag and spits their douchiness onto others
Wow Dave is being such a Douche-Dragon today. Douche