drunk yoga

when you go to your morning yoga class still drunk from the night before

omg drunk yoga was soooo hard today

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sloppy drunk

One who talks, smells, and appears sloppy, while under the influence of alcohol.

My lord, Vahamaa got sloppy drunk off of whiskey last night.

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Sudo-drunk

The level of drunkeness just above Rugby-League-drunk and immediately below Joseph-Fritzl-drunk.
A level of alcoholism that instills in an individual the will to cause reckless damage to nearby people and artefacts while maintaining an immense level of arrogance.

Shit, Ernie just shat in a corridor and groped my teenage sister he's absolutely sudo-drunk.

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Drunk Wank

usually involves coming home alone after a heavy night drinking and masturbating over a good looking guy you added to the wank bank while out drinking and then mid-wank losing feeling in your legs and trundling over the coffee table, face first into french window, cock in hand with Chinese take away everywhere!

"Dude, i cant remember anything from last night except for a having drunk wank"

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Thursday Drunk

(v.) The act of being drunk on a Thursday, commonly called the "three day weekend" calling in sick to work with a "Friday hangover" is a common side effect of the Thursday drunk.

". . . hello? Yeah i can't (burp) come in to (hiccup) work today (dry heave) thuuuuursssdaaaay drruuuuuuuunnnnn(ends in vomiting)"

thursday drunk

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Drunk Driving

One of the most idiotic ways to kill yourself or others. Something nobody should ever do. Could be corresponded with distracted driving.

“Hey, sorry to hear about your mom. Can I ask what happened?”
“Thank you, some dumb bitch was drunk driving after a concert and crossed the center line and my mom died in a head on collision.”
“Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. Why did she have to drink and drive? Doesn’t she realize that it affects other people?”

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Macon Drunk

1. To be incapacitated by the overconsumption of alcohol to the point of that he or she is completely devoid of comprehending social norms such as (but not limited to) making obscene gestures or reverberating heinous jokes about another’s gender and appearance.
2. As the result of excessive alcohol and/or illegal substances, a person who lacks somatic control of all motor and/or urinary functions.

After drinking faster than a middle school cheerleader at her first “should I do this” senior party, Brandon must have been Macon Drunk since he belched the references to his gender superiority while wearing urine stained pants.

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