eat a bag

can refer to a bag of dicks (severed human penis)
or a scrotum or a bag of something repulsive such as a body bag or cum filled used condom.

-Draicore

eat a bag : basically dead things that are decomposing (rotting) like the term "FUCK OFF" to have sex with death or "off" things.

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eating oranges

Masturbating in a room of 4 people while they are trying to sleep

Sally: "I was eating oranges one time, and my laptop got sticky"

Lydia: "Gross, Sally"

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Phone Eating

Putting your phone into your mouth while trying to perform another task.

Kristof, who was almost in an accident, had to eat his phone and turn the wheel sharply to avoid hitting the other driver.

Phone eating is better than putting your cell in your boobs.

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Man eating

A woman who enjoys the opposite sex's attention. She'll go out of her way to steal your man and toss him away after she's had sex with him.

Guy 1: She's so hot man. I'm gonna ask her out
Guy 2: Don't do it. She's a man eating bitch.

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Eating the Rainbow

When you eat skittles out of a girl's Vagina

"Hey Lar, I heard you ate the Rainbow last night" eating the rainbow eat the rainbow

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Eats the Toast

When everyone taking place in a circle jerk ejaculates onto a piece of toast that has been placed in the center. The last one to go must eat said piece of toast.

Meant as a sign of longevity.

Julie: "I'm so tired of Adam getting off too quick!"
Sandra: "You should fuck Miguel, I heard he eats the toast!"

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eating shoes

footwear explicitly worn for the great consumption of food and/or pussy

Cole's got his eating shoes on today, you know what that means!

His girlfriend was angry when she heard that he lost his eating shoes at the game.

Cole's Birkenstocks are his eating shoes and it makes sense that he wears them all the time.

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