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someone who's out of pocket, unpredictable, and concerning in the most lovable and charming way
"harry told me that I had sitcom energy last night"
The loud and boisterous energy emitted by someone who has a colossal tekiah gedolah and doesn't have to tell anyone about it. The energy speaks for itself. The Big Tekiah tells it's own story. Everyone strives for big tekiah energy. Only few possess such a gift. People with big tekiah energy possess qualities such as leadership, kindness, positivity towards others, great humor, and a "dont fuck with me" aura. Great hair too. Almost as great as the shul candy man’s.
Wow! Look, there goes Yitzchak with that big tekiah energy. He is unstoppable.
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1. term used when lazy, incoherent, and pathetic degen can't remember (and sometimes distort) the basic elementry phrase, "Treat others the way you would like to be treated". Normally used when they felt threatened over a small petty and forgetable feud. Noted that it sounds akin to cringy anime or psudo spritual belife ( e.g. astrology, zodiac signs) language/nomenclature.
1. "Keep that energy up"
2. "Imma match that energy"
(Note: the weird and cringy "dragonball"-esk talk)
Worse than pay to win
How it works is in a game, you have a set amount of energies, which are used up everytime you go on a mission. Once you use up all of your energies, you often have to wait HOURS for all your energies to replenish!
Homo sapien 1: Hey man wanna play Wh40k freeblade today?
Homo sapien 2: Nah man I’m all out of energies!
Homo sapien 1: Fuck energies! Why can’t we just grind 40 hours to unlock Darth Vader instead?
Hym "I have the energy! Alright!? All of it! The maximum amount! You can't HAVE any, ok!? All of it is mine! And YOU... Just don't want me to have more than you! But I'll always have more! MORE THAN EVERYONE!"
Yes. Energy. Shit, Bill Hicks says "We are the universe experiencing itself" and stoners think it's the most profound shit anyone has ever said. All the Tool loving dorks nut in their own pants. But I say that "you" are the current of energy that rolls across your skull-steak as you think rather than the meat and it's preposterous somehow.
Hym "No, hey, don't say 'energy' like that I know it's vague I haven't fleshed it out yet. You sound like Matt... And not your Matt the other Matt... But yes. Energy. You (LIKE the universe but not AS the universe) are a 'potential guy' being actualized by way of biological mechanism and sensory data... Over time... Or something... I'll get there. This is a thing! I'm sure of it. Your being is comprised of the potential reality that comprises everything else. FOR EXAMPLE! Imagine the universe stops expanding. Time stops. Everything this frozen in space. You now have a finite sphere of spacetime-reality. The analogy the atheists always use is 'it's like bread raising in an oven'. Now go to the edge. Now go AN INCH out from the edge... What's there? What occupies the NOT-space that exists just outside of this finite sphere of spacetime? You could say 'Nothing' but can it even BE 'nothing?' It MUST be (at the very least) 'potential spacetime-reality.' Right? Because in whatever unit of time you would attribute to the universe expanding 1 inch it will (as a matter of absolute certainty) BECOME SPACETIME-REALITY as soon as you restart the expansion of the universe. So, yeah, ontologically real wellspring of potential reality that is actualizing itself. Is it intentional or does it just do that? I don't know. But it seems pretty reality-monstery to me."
Hym "Nah. I got energy. Big-time. The good kind too. AND! And, MORE OF IT than everyone else. It's palpable. Real thick energy. And if YOU fuckin had it... YOU would be able to measure it... With YOUR energy. But you don't got it. The energy YOU lack directly relates to your inability to measure my energy. What YOU need to do... Is go online... And hit up my merch store. What YOU need... Is my energy-cultivating Mala beads ($36.99) AND my new book 'How to has energy' now on sale for $32.18 and YOU TOO will have energy. LESS THAN ME! But energy none the less. So... You buy the book. You buy the beads. You now have energies (Several units of them) and then you can measure my immense energy and compare it to YOUR energy and SEE that it will never surpass my energy. And then you'll know! You'll know that... You'll SEE that my energy is the-it's of the highest quality (my energy). And, NO, you won't be able to see 'All energy' after you get yours. That would be preposterous. But you CAN both see and measure mine... For $69.17+tax...+shipping and handling... And, no, there is no bundle deal for buying both. YOU PAY FULL PRICE! Because you have no energy to trade (it's also currency to me)."