Fall ass backwards

To be given a job, responsiblity, etc. Abruptly and with little notice. Generally last minute and annoying.

Example of fall ass backwards:

Mom: I'm leaving watch the baby! Bye!!!
Kid: WHAT?!? No I can't even clean this thing if it shits the bed!!!
Mom: I tough you a while ago.
Kid: that was my sister!
Mom:*speeds off in car*

Governor Patterson of new York.

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Fall Out of the closet Boy

an appropriate substitute for the bourgeois brokeback band commonly referred to as F.O.B.

"Aren't you jealous that I scored tix to the Fall Out Boy concert?"
"Do you mean Fall Out of the closet Boy?"

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fall asleep standing up

Term used to show how difficult a task is, or the amount of time something would require.

I’d have to fall asleep standing up to teach that girl to be DTF. So fuckin prude, it would take forever…

I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.

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Walter white falling GIF

A Walter white falling GIF is when someone does something that makes you feel disappointed or sad. It is based off the GIF from breaking bad where protagonist Walter white is shocked and falls to the ground after watching his brother in law hank get shot in the head by a neo Nazi.

Person 1: I just bought a NFT
Person 2: Walter white falling GIF

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FCS (Falling Chair Syndrome)

A condition where one experiences a sudden feeling of falling and shock, akin to falling back on a chair, caused be nearly drifting off to sleep but waking abruptly...like they used in Inception (the kick)

Arthur used an elevator and explosives to initiate FCS (Falling Chair Syndrome) in a zero-G environment.

Have a shit and fall back in it

An answer you give when someone asks you what you might do today.

"What are you up to today, TK?"

"I might have a shit and fall back in it."

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falling away from me

Falling away from me is a song by the nu metal band Korn from their album issues.

"Falling away from me"

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