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normal person: PLEASE I BEG YOU STOP IM GOING INSANE JUST STOP ITS NOT FUNNY ANY MORE PLE-
AMONG US SUSUSUS LOLS ISJUHQW WHE THRUDISOSIODCR RSDCKHI KJRSVHCB CJRFSD: thats preety su-
INSANE PERSON: proceds to pull out a shot gun and shoots among person non existant brain
real life normal person sadly: AMONG US JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
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really hilarious jokes. Also offensive.
But no one cares about the butthurt morons who get annoyed by them.
Q: What do you do when you/your wife gives birth to a dead baby?
A: I don't know...what?
Q: Get a pot and some water YOU'RE HAVING SOUP TONIGHT!
A: Damn I love them dead baby jokes.
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Ultimate Dead Baby Joke.
Q: What is Gods favorite dead baby joke?
A: S.I.D.S
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Unlike mom jokes, these jokes are not funny. Especially if the death has been recent.
However, if you have someone that does not know that the mom is dead, and they make jokes all the time, thinking they are the funniest person ever. It is funny to laugh at them.
mat fourneir -Sex with your mom last night was bad!
holly- what?
mat- she was stiff as a board
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(ADJ) When someone makes a joke from your joke and makes it not funny, then they have piggy-backed your joke. The joke usually goes from being funny to not being funny.
He totally ruined your joke by making a Piggy-Back Joke from it.
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Here's a nice one.........
Yo mama so stupid that she held a bonfire at a shell gas station.
I personally think that's pretty funny.
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When a child is really, really, old... but not.
see:Progeria
She had Progeria; it sucked til she died.
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