yeet the frog

To 'eat the frog' is to complete your hardest task first thing, before you complete any other work
To 'yeet the frog' is to put off your hardest task by at least a week by yeeting it into the future.

“If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning; If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to yeet the biggest one into next week.” - Yeet the Frog

Anus Frogs

When you create something fake to check if someone's trying to be a yes man to get in your pants

Person 1: what's your opinion on anus frogs?

Person 2: love em!

Person 1: Ah ha! They're not real, bitch!

Person 2: ;-;

frog boned

Waking up to a man that was far more attractive when you went to bed.

Oof…I woke up to an unfortunate looking man today. I was Frog Boned.

french frog

A thot so slutty and slimy she looks like a frog covered in m&m sauce.

Brittany is a French frog 🐸

Shitty-frogs

When one proceeds to shit on top of a frog

Jimmy pulled a shitty-frogs on lacey

dead frogged

Tricking someone into marrying you for a green card.

That man dead frogged that women when he tricked her into marrying him for a green card.

red frog

A gorgeous girl who loves her friends and the color red

“Hey red frog!”