When a man and a woman have vaginal, sexual intercourse and the woman uses her kegel muscles to squeeze the man's penis to ejaculation, much like one who slurps a tube of Gogurt, resulting in pregnancy. The offspring as a result of this interaction is known as a Gogurt Goblin.
Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.
"Yea, sorry man, I can't come into work tomorrow. I gotta take care of my Gogurt Goblin."
"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"
“Dammit Kyle did you take my chits you damn chit goblin”
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A card in clash royale often used to kite high health troops (meGAY knight, Pekka,) resulting in a massive elixir trade and the obliteration of entire pushes. Players who use it don't have a family and only live ( on the streets) to play this one game, only earning money by demonstrating their skill in front of depression-stricken hordes.
Player 1: Want to train for that clan war?
Player 2: Sure, let me upgrade my Spear Goblins first.
Player 1: I think you're prepared enough. considering that we're in the middle of a hood and being watched.
Having a massive dick patty
My hobb goblin is was too wide
To get yourself totally wasted from the use of alcohol or similar substances.
Term coined after a drinking benchmark set up for a MCOC player.
"If I could goblin myself I wouldn't need a girlfriend!"
"I got Goblined last night ....THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID HAHAHAHA"
"Yeah I don't really understand what's going on with the new event. But I'm trying to get my Goblin on tonight".
Somebody who tells people to go "insert made up creature name" somewhere else
Anthony: Go troll somewhere else
Brendan: Go goblin somewhere else