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Gogurt Goblin

When a man and a woman have vaginal, sexual intercourse and the woman uses her kegel muscles to squeeze the man's penis to ejaculation, much like one who slurps a tube of Gogurt, resulting in pregnancy. The offspring as a result of this interaction is known as a Gogurt Goblin.

Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.

"Yea, sorry man, I can't come into work tomorrow. I gotta take care of my Gogurt Goblin."

"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"

by SquidwardsLastHope September 6, 2024


chit goblin

A goblin of chits

Dammit Kyle did you take my chits you damn chit goblin”

by Rockersock September 1, 2022


clinica goblins gremilins

as pessoas mais engracadas que existem

clinica goblins gremilins

by volkomito March 21, 2022


Spear Goblins

A card in clash royale often used to kite high health troops (meGAY knight, Pekka,) resulting in a massive elixir trade and the obliteration of entire pushes. Players who use it don't have a family and only live ( on the streets) to play this one game, only earning money by demonstrating their skill in front of depression-stricken hordes.

Player 1: Want to train for that clan war?

Player 2: Sure, let me upgrade my Spear Goblins first.

Player 1: I think you're prepared enough. considering that we're in the middle of a hood and being watched.

by Mudane potion#069 October 18, 2022


hobb goblin

Having a massive dick patty

My hobb goblin is was too wide

by Balls deep in Alexandria February 3, 2014


Goblin

To get yourself totally wasted from the use of alcohol or similar substances.
Term coined after a drinking benchmark set up for a MCOC player.

"If I could goblin myself I wouldn't need a girlfriend!"

"I got Goblined last night ....THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID HAHAHAHA"

"Yeah I don't really understand what's going on with the new event. But I'm trying to get my Goblin on tonight".

by ratatatttttt January 28, 2017


Goblin

Somebody who tells people to go "insert made up creature name" somewhere else

Anthony: Go troll somewhere else

Brendan: Go goblin somewhere else

by treeface94 July 4, 2009