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Female breasts that are so large they resemble the deadly war hammers utilized during medieval times to smash through an adversaries protective armor...In the same fashion, a female sexual partner welding such deadly weapons could inflict maximum damage to her partner in an intimate setting...To quality as Mongolian war hammers, the said female would require at least a double D cup size to flog her sexual partner into an ignorant bliss!
While lessor men would head for the hills in terror, Jackie unleashed her Mongolian war hammers on me last night to my filthy delight! I think this one's a keeper!
Pat: "Dude, i fel like shit. what happened last night?"
Alex:"You were more than drunk man, you were hammer smashed face!"
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When a male is about to ejaculate and he starts hitting the woman on the head with his penis until he comes.
"dude i heard kari did a russian hammer time with kari!"
" yeah man i heard they went at it hard"
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When one's speakers are reminiscent of construction and/or home demolition. This term is coined by a gentleman named Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, who is from the native land of Chicago.
...because I got my speakers going hammer, BAMMER BAMMER BAMMER
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collection of horror stories shown on tv in the uk.probably thought they were quite scary as a young person.but if you watch now there not.except for the opening titles ,with that creepy statue,and what appears to be john gielgud creeping around his second floor flat ,is it sir john ...i think thats his title anyway it doesnt matter i think hes dead.
not going out tonight staying in to watch hammer house of horror,i hope its the one with suzanne daniel that never seems to be on . cant remember what its about to busy knocking one out for the full hour.....
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When a bag (of any sort) is shat in. The bag will then become a "Viking Bronze Hammer" when it is used as a blunt weapon over the head of any foe, until it ruptures, covering said foe in feces.
Bitch stole my monies, so I gave her a Viking Bronze Hammer and kicked her down the stairs, compound fracturing her femur in eight places.
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The phrase used right before hitting some one with the Gravity Hammer in Halo 3.
1337Death: Stop! Hammer Time!
DeadN00b: Oh cra... PWNED
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