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A woman has gotten her period.
Don't bother Sylvia today. I think the communists have invaded the funhouse.
When you don't have anything to say or think
Them : " So what is your motivation ? "
Her : " I don't have think "
When a friend is the literal reason, in every scenario, as to why you can't have nice things. (Ex: always spilling beers, falling over things, breaking things, etc.)
God damnit, Deborah! You're the reason we can't have nice things!
When someone’s talking some bullshit and u gotta go
Person A- “so I have my colonoscopy tomorrow and I’m excited”
Person B- “I have an Iced Tea”*proceeds to leave*
the elephants have attacked china!
the elephants got bored...
the elephants have attacked taiwan!
When you ask your mom for food at a restaurant and she will say this phrase. If you get lucky you will go somewhere to eat. You will most likely get annoyed when your mom says this.
You: Hey mom can we get some food at insert restaurant here?
Mom: No we have food at home
A term used to express excitement and anger and about any emotion imaginable. But be careful, people might assume you are literally giving birth to cows. If you choose to play along with this childish idea, make disturbing groans while squeezing your buttcheeks together. And people may ask you where you keep your cows. Tell them that you keep them in a pin behind your house!
(Accidentally drops phone and cracks screen)
Suzzy: Oh my goodness, I'm gonna have a cow!
(Friends throw a surprise birthday party)
Friends: SURPRISE!
Herald: AH! I'm gonna have a cow!
(Also consider... Trips and falls on school stairs in front of hot seniors)
Tina: About 24 cows just escaped my pin... ;(