the communists have invaded the funhouse

A woman has gotten her period.

Don't bother Sylvia today. I think the communists have invaded the funhouse.

To have the roof tiled with tarts

To be extremely wealthy.

I want to have the roof tiled with tarts

Bigger men have tried

When someone of larger stature try’s to intimidate you but you are confident that you’re able to knock them out

1: Come on fight me

2: aha, bigger men have tried

I should not have nutted to that.

When you look at very fucked up porn/yiff, nut to it, and then regret looking at whatever you looked at.

Guy 1 nuts to some fucked up yiff he found on e621.
Guy 1 then immediately regrets looking at said art.
Guy 1: I should not have nutted to that. DEFINITELY should not have nutted to that.

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your mom have gay

when your mom have fucking gay

your mom have gay motherfuck

No we have food at home

When you ask your mom for food at a restaurant and she will say this phrase. If you get lucky you will go somewhere to eat. You will most likely get annoyed when your mom says this.

You: Hey mom can we get some food at insert restaurant here?

Mom: No we have food at home

What have you come as?

What have you come as is what people in the U.K. ask their friends when they do something peculiar,act off, or anything else pertaining to an attitude or behavior.

*friend walks in wearing a bum bag, stilettoes, and ear muffs*

"Oh, Lord! What have you come as?"

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