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A phrase that was used by Danny the Tourettes Guy while looking in the fridge.
HOLY DUMB FUCK! What is this shit?!
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An exclamation of frustration, excitement, etc.
(Walking through the halls of a very crowded school where freshmen feel it's okay to stand in the middle of the hall and make out)
"Holy mother of hell! Move it and get a room!"
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1. An exclamation generally spoken in exasperation or as a plea
1. For all that is good and holy, please get down off that table!
2. For all that is good and holy, would you stop bugging him?
3. Please, stop! For all that is good and holy, don't do this!
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An expression of wonder and disbelief at something that just happened that defies common expletives.
You laptop breaks for the 8th time this week, during midterms, when you were almost done with two papers and have to restart both of them several hours before they're due. You also have had no sleep and your plans to get schwasted the night before were thwarted by the technological failures of the week and you end up collapsing from exhaustion at 6:30 am after working all night only to lose all progress. The next morning, you wake up and head to your chemistry class only to fall asleep outside of the classroom and wake up after the class is over. After class ends, you still have to finish your papers. As you sit down to finish your paper, you find that your laptop broke again. Your response is to scream "HOLY SHIT FUCKERY!"
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A feel-good blasphemy!
1. God Holy Damn, we are dooomed!
2. God Holy Damn, my brothers, we did it! (positive)
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A penis(i.e. the cock, dick, shlong, one-eyed monster, whatever other 1000's of names you may call it).
(Three gay Catholic priests and the local gay Catholic bishop are preparing for a four-man sex orgy in a secret chamber in the church)
Bishop O'Brien: Alright brothers, gather round and recite the opening verse of our little holy love ritual. *unzips his pants and sticks out his penis from underneath his robe*
Three gay priests:(in unison and in an incanted singing voice) And-may-the-Looord-blesss-thyyy-hooo-lyy-muss-cle-of-loooo-ooooove!
*all three priests then anoint the bishop's penis with holy water and begin taking turns giving him oral sex*
Mark H. Peddling sexual innuendo on UrbanDictionary since Februrary 2004
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Exactly like holy shit, just with one more word. And its cooler. A Karl Martinson original.
Holy shit fuck, Karl! Gimmie back my dollar!
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