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Tiktok. Tiktok is a Bruh Minute.
Dude, one sec, i’m boutta take a bruh minute and watch some TikTok
when someone stupid is driving in front of you and they wait to turn their blinker on until the very last second. bonus points if you’re driving in a town you don’t know, so you’re following a family member’s vehicle, and they do this.
driver in front: *driving normally*
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”
A unit of time that is stretched and is usually more like 75 or 80 seconds because some people like to under-estimate time to make you do stuff for longer.
"Dude! That was a joe-minute! You need a new watch!"
when you're able to take a dump in under 60 seconds clean and wiped out the door.
bob: hey man i thought you said you're gonna miss the bus?
rob: nah man i ripped a "flash-minute-shit" before she got around to my house.
bob:....respect....
The period of time in which an adult takes to do something after telling a child “in a minute”. The adult minute can be a period of time lasting anywhere from 5 regular minutes to hours. Or maybe never…
Kid: Hey Mom can you take me to the Park?
Mom: Yeah in a minute… (“adult minute”)
Kid: ☠️
The amount of time one has to kill the unborn in the womb.
Eugene: "Damnit! How much longer do we have to be the hands of doom and kill the unborn in the womb?"
Steven: "Only Two Minutes to Midnight!"
Eugene: "Steve why the hell did you capitalize Two Minutes To Midnight? "
Steven: "Bitch, I will put you in the Iron Maiden if you don't shut the fuck up."
A unit of measurement for endearing and cute things.
The squirrell that lives in my yard generates about 4 Awws Per Minute during my morning smoke. APM cute factor