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Euphamism for sex where various parts/occupations of the building refer to sexual acts:
1. Visiting the lobby: playing 'just the tip'
2. Going to the top of the building: having sex
3. Taking the elevator up: having a quicky
4. Taking the stairs up: pasionate sex
5. Window washing: oral sex
6. Security: the pill
7. : a condom
8. Souvenir: a baby
9. Drive-by: watching porn/strip-show
"Man, I went to the empire state building last month. I only wanted to go in the lobby, but I ended up taking the elevator to the top. Turns out I got a souvenir because she didnt hire security."
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The division of biased religious perspective from a government catering to all beliefs. This is contradicted in Bush's ban on abortion for everyone of every religion in the United States that derives from his christian beliefs.
For all to be equal and happy in a democratic system, we must have separation of Church and State in the government
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A country that is accused of being rednecks, hippies, and fat bastards, and total complete idiots. Think about this though if we were idiots could i actually type like this without spelling mistakes, could we have some of the most powerful companies on the face of the earth, could we have one of the most powerful armed forces on the face of the earth. The government spends over 425 billion dollars a year on the US military, for training and weapons and some people wil have their opinions about that but its to protect us. Their budget surpasses some small countries. For example if we were idiots and fatasses would we have been able to do what we have done?, the internet, th atomic bomb, the space shuttle, services for the poor. Somebody tell me if im wrong common.
how many countries, people, cultures and ither things have we saved from certain anhillation? All the people from other countries on this website who talk about us have either have never been here or are just being prejudice and formulating opinons (cough...britian or other european countries) without us you would either be communist or nazi. We win every conflict we engage in that cant be said about most other nations.
Why do brits spell tire like tyre?
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A comment written in one’s status box (e.g. MySpace, Facebook or other similar social networking web site), email, or other publicly visible area regarding one's feelings regarding a particular Day of the Week. Generally, the State of the Week Address is employed to express one’s satisfaction or dissatisfaction with a particular stage of the workweek.
See also: Internet Sigh, Internet Weather Report
Examples of State of the Week Addresses include, but are not limited to:
• “Blah, I hate Mondays!”
• “Is it Friday yet?”
• “Happy Hump Day!”
• “TGIF!”
• “Looking forward to the weekend”
• “One more day to go!”
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what you would call the stages of arousal that happen between two people at the same time, hence the word united.
the presidents of the united states of arousal
we gazed into each other's eyes and could feel each other's united state of arousal.
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a. A 15-mile long freeway in the Twin Cities area connecting several major freeways
b. a state-maintained highway with the number "100"
"You want to take State Highway 100?"
"No, traffic kills on that freeway."
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The small number of states where the majority of the citizens chose to elect a Giant Deusch instead of a Turd Sandwich for president.
"Not a huge fan of Kerry but how can a guy support freedom but oppose gay marriage? People came to this country to escape those types of restrictions. My wife and I are still a straight couple even if the gay ciple next door gets married. There contrat is completely separate and unrelated to ours. Even though I think gay marriage is gross, it's really nobody's else's business but theirs."
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