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a generally horrible two-week experience endured by high-school marching band students. Makes me wonder why anyone does it
Thank God I quit band...track and xc are so much better
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Symptoms: Walking in time with nearby people, humming band music, rhythmically tapping/drumming on desks, air and other objects with hand held items such pencils, pens, rulers, ect.
"I swear, that kid had Band Kid Syndrome so badly its kind of scary."
That time period after marching band season when you don't know what to do with your life. It usually begins towards the end of November, leading to weight gain due to the upcoming holiday season and lack of regular exercise that one had previously.
Man, I'm having serious marching band withdrawal right now. I don't start my homework on our old rehearsal days until 9.
An organization welcoming people who blow their noses loudly during class or in other public places resembling sounds made by various band instruments including trumpets, low brass, and woodwinds.
"Dude, Matt blew his nose so loudly he could have joined the Allergy Marching Band."
Something people say when they want someone to prove they have money
(specifically $1,000 aka a band)
Bro you broke as shit
Im not broke
If you not broke nigga show me a band
The act of taking ur boner/partially erecteed woody and cautiously sliping it into ur waist band of ur shorts to eliminate the sticking out of the wang. ***very helpful in a group seetting 2 avoid awkwardness -- (usually the go-to guy in terms of the boner evasion)
*Not necessary if your wang is 2.5 inches or less*
In a quick moment, they had to stop hookin up and run Hence, the girl got up and told Peter to get up
--however--Peter didn't want that lonely boner being evident so he called out to the Waist Band Hero and she never knew
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A policy, program, or collective act that is meant to cure the ills of society, but usually falls well short of achieving it's goal by failing to understand the root of the problem.
Our goal is not only to provide the necessary food to those without, as that is applying a social Band-Aid to a very grave issue. We are committed to education and raising awareness, creating a new methodology for ending hunger.
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