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When you hit it from behind hard enough for her to start making a honking sound similar to a car alarm.
I gave her that car alarm last night and it woke the neighbors.
The accumulation of ice build-up that occurs between the tire and wheel well when driving in snowy conditions.
My car barnacles are so big that every time I turn a corner my tires keep grinding against them and make a lot of noise.
A car which is actually tiny. it also has a really tiny engine...
Me:THAT KEI CAR LOOKS NICE NGL.
To fill a car with so much camping gear that anything in particular is unfindable.
Nice car cramping, Brad. Now where the #%@& is the flashlight?
The process of having sex with a breastfeeding woman and her breast milk squirts all over you.
Hey Patto, last nights car-washing was fun, she had a couple of full bags! Jenny’s milk tasted better than Julies did too!
When you blow a load in someone’s face and turn around and fart in there face.
The girl had cum on her face and was plugging her nose because I gave her a car wash.
When you have sex in a driverless car on the highway. Hope you enjoyed it, It'll probably be the end.
We really tested out our car insurance last night, didn't we, sis?