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Verb. The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating. This phrase originates from h3h3Productions' latest video, titled, "Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3)".
Person 1: "Just tried one-a those 'Good Morning & God Blesses' all you kids were talkin' about, it really changed me for the better!"
Person 2: "Say, whats the definition of Good Morning & God Bless again?"
Person 1: Ah, but of course my dear! The definition of Good Morning & God Bless is 'The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating!"
Person 2: Papa Bless :,)
Eating an egg salad and drinking coffee whilst on the John, with the fan on. The coffee aligns the rectal cavity for painless movement, while the fan soothes the listener. The egg salad is to make the ritual more noticeable and ridiculous.
All of my days are started with a Good morning & God bless.
To be someone’s Sunday morning or to be told that “you are my Sunday morning” means that you are valued above all others. That this person would rather spend their precious personal time with you and you alone.
To have someone say this to you means that a relationship is also more than sex. That it’s you that they want to wake up to, to spend their life with.
I love you, you are my Sunday morning
The act of eating breakfast in the toilet
Amy: *knock knock* I need to use the toilet
Tom: I’m having a good morning and god bless
Amy: I’ll come back later
When you shit, drink coffe, and eat breakfast at the same time while on a toilet
Person 1: Hey I need to use the bathroom, what are you doing in there?
Person 2: Good morning and god bless!
A Good Morning and God Bless is when you have breakfast and coffee while also using the toilet at the same time to start your morning.
I love hearing the ceiling fan during my good morning and god bless and find it soothing.
The act of eating and enjoying your breakfast while simultaneously taking a shit on the toilet.
As seen on the popular YouTube channel H3H3 Productions
Ethan what what are you doing in the bathroom?
I’m doing a Good morning and God Bless, Hila! Let me live my life!