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On August 3rd, everybody MUST go homeless.
Boy: yo bro it's August 3rd A.K.A it's International go homeless day, A.K.A we gotta go homeless for life now.
Other boy: damn man, it says international in it, we gotta listen to it.
A day where OJ is celebrated, loved, and admired. Citrus enthusiasts will drink OJ furiously and passionately through miniature straws or intelligently sipping it in a wine glass. Traditional International day of OJ activities include (but not limited to): swimming in orange juice, staring at oranges, dodgeball with oranges, basketball with oranges, dancing with oranges, and kickball with oranges. Activities at OJ festivals are followed by a religious orange prayer and an feast filled with apples, bananas, grapes, mango, and raspberries.
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “orange”
Dude 2: “orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “orange”
Dude 2: “orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “Yo you going to to the International Day of OJ festival tomorrow?”
Dude 2: “Hell yea”
International Bingo is a sex competition to be played with friends. The goal is to hook up with people from other countries to complete an imaginary bingo chart. Your home country is the free space. To get Bingo you need to hook up with people from 4 other countries plus your own. You win by getting bingo first.
Bri got international bingo when she hooked up with that Canadian guy last night.
One of the most expensive and educative schools in Lagos, yet staff take out the fun in everything.
Examples; Class Party and Funday
Shawn: Children's International School said no phones on Funday
Gabby: That's such a CIS thing to happen.
On the 23rd of November, it is a known human tradition to grab balls of others.
Jim: hey its International Ball-grabbing Day
Toadstool: oh fuck yea
Jim: hnnngh
It’s the 9th of October is the international Addy day. It was created by Addy Dicaire in 2019.
Omg, today is the international Addy day, I’m gonna have so much fun.
Redundant posterior pharyngeal tissue (back of the throat) that causes an obese person to talk like a dying frog.
It was difficult to understand his garbled speech due to his ample internal jowls.