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To act as if you’re insecure about someone else’s actions, when deep down you know it’s because you’re committing to misdeeds.
An exchange about Ironic Insecurity -
Jack: It was messed up for Julie to blame her boyfriend, Christian, for cheating because he spoke to one of his female friend's, he didn’t do anything that was wrong.
Denis: That’s what I was thinking. And the worst part is that Julie was caught cheating on Christian with another guy last week and he doesn’t even know it.
Jack: It just goes to show that she’s ironically insecure.
When you say something that is “wrong” or like “don’t do that” but you also do it
Mother: “Stop eating junk food, that’s bad for you.”
Also Mother: Eats junk food like it’s nobodies business. ( r/ironic )
A term used by the everyday Joe to describe something that is outrageously pretentious, in a way that pretentious people would stupidly see as a compliment. Basically, anything in the art world.
Gentleman 1: Oh that is rather dashing, this piece of ribbon. What a piece of art.
Dude 1: Yes Sir. That is very uh... chic ironic. Yes.
A job you can’t get fired from in East Asia.
“Isn’t he scared of getting fired?”
“Nah, he has a iron rice bowl, his job is safe.”
While having sex doggy style, shove your penis up her ass, grab her hair, and cum while trying to tame your beast.
Sorry bro, I made your girlfriend my Iron Ox last night.
While having sex doggy style, shove your penis up her ass, grab her hair, and cum while trying to tame your beast.
Sorry bro, I made your girlfriend my Iron Ox last night.
A interception system by Israel for missile strikes
“The Iron Dome is in action!”