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We dont speak of Dirty John, he comes up behind you when you're in a bush.
We dont speak about Dirty John
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Destroying one's body with holy cum.
I was Pastor Johning my girlfriend all last night.
this person is big, I mean BIG, like a horse.
john wei collapsed my genitals because he's so enormous/BIG.
A state of being one feels when they're immensely stressed, anxious, lazy, or exhausted. This is usually derived from school related things and activities, like low grades, but can involve anything ranging from something as basic as sleeping to even the most questionable idiosyncrasies. Often, one will feel powerless to change the outcome until the event transpires.
John: Kek I just skipped two of my 3 total college classes because I slept in from playing FO76 all night.
Jeremy: I guess you got the John Feeling John!
When you or somebody else gets stabbed with a pencil.
"Objection, the victim wasn't stabbed he was John Wicked!"
a john bill is another name for a joint or spliff first used in ireland by a group known as the ard na greine rockers who use the word john before many other words because its fuckin funny and bill comes from the term billy bifter or spliff...putting the two together gives us john bill which is one of many amazing terms used by ther ard na greine rockers...the old term for john bill was sean william
A man only obsessed with sex, named after the character from call me Kevin's sims 4 series, whose only goal in life was to reproduce
That guys a real urp John, eh?