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When you have a significant other but someone else kiss's and you kiss back because it takes a few seconds to register what's actually going on. It's not concidered cheating
i couldn't help it, that was just the reaction kiss
When you're eating the asshole and jacking the dick at the same time.
Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.
Shin kisses is when a man is pissing and the water splashes back up and hits his shins
Kyle: Aw man I just got shin kisses all over me
Dravin: Yeah bro shin kisses are the worst
(noun) The act of inserting a finger into a woman's anus due to an inability to find her vagina. Named after the infamous "beans" of Kinnelon, who beanz-kissed on three separate incidents.
(May be used as a verb)
Did you hear about what Connor's last night?
Yeah, Beanz totally fingered that girl's butthole!
Oh, shit! I thought he just gave her a tallahasse taint rub! I didn't know he beanz-kissed her!
The act of recieving road rash after sliding across concrete, asphault, or gravel at speeds. Typicaly used when referring to wrecking a motorized open vehicle i.e. dirtbike, motorcycle, atv, etc.
Person- So i heard John decided to kiss the concrete three days after he bought his crotch rocket, that blows.
When someone cums in your mouth and you kiss someone else
Dude?! I just gave a milk kiss to Jenny?!
A big shitty cold sore, that takes away ones kiss-ability for two weeks, in effect preventing you from going out, or from picking up a girl (or guy) during that time.
That kiss-blocker on her mouth looks horrible. She won't be making out tonight.
Jackass had just sorted his pickup-lines, when he noticed Melanie's kiss-blocker.
Without missing a beat, he eyed up Melanie's cute ass friend.