Random
Source Code
Random
National Lemon Sadness Day is on November 9th in which it is celebrated by preparing a beverage that includes the following ingredients:
> a cup of lukewarm water
> two lemon slices
> four packets of artificial or real sugar
> a coffee stir stick
Drinking this magnificent beverage will grant you at least three minutes of unstoppable sadness to just calm down and think about life, with that relaxing moment not taking long you can still get right back to your daily life like it hadn't happened.
Nick: Oh boy I cant wait for November 9th
Andrew: What’s so special about November 9th
Nick: it’s national lemon sadness day
Andrew: Oh right I forgot about that
When a guy lays on his back and a girl is giving a handjob well fingering his asshole well squeezing his balls with her mouth
Dude guess what happend to me last night!
What happened?
I got a geeba geeba lemon squeeza
The opposite of easy peasy lemon squeazy
Oh man, that's hard, it's outright messy stressy lemon depressy.
Direct contrary from Eazy Peasy Lemon Squeezy.
Dang, that test was supposed to be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it was hard hard lemon hard.
1👍 1👎
An old saying from Cambridge Harvard, where the professor jokingly says: “hard hard lemon hard” for a certain test.
This phrase eventually made its way throughout Harvard and is originally dated back to the research university itself.
“Wow, this test was quite difficult”
For sure, it was Hard Hard Lemon Hard.
A very popular saying with a profound meaning.
Yo, look at that alligator climbing a lemon tree.
4👍 1👎