someone who licks schlong so superbly everyone wants to chop off their dicks and hand it to the schlong licker
girl 1- how many dicks have you sucked?
girl 2- so many i can't count! they call me the schlong licker
Another way to say someone is late to getting jokes or someone that has more that 420 chromosomes
Carl: The car was ripping around town
Kenny: why is it ripping apart?
Carl: 🤨 Your a purple tinted window licker
Taking a shot of Tequila with salt and lemon - but licking the salt and lemon from the bare skin of your partner.
I think I had too much Idaho Licker last night... my head hurts
A person who licks penis. That's it.
"Man, they're such a penis licker."
An insult against a (preferably homophobic) straight male
“Oh my god Jeremy, you’re such a penis licker”
When you pick the top of a penis until it smells like saliva
'bro do you remember that girl who was a penis licker? '
'yeah apparently she made it smell like saliva'
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Please help my friend keeps licking this deoderent stick looking thing. IT IS FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT
My friend sexally licks a Brain Licker.