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When a male crab becomes pregnant by doing yoga that strengthens the core. In other words male crabs can become pregnant by doing ab yoga.
Joe the crab is trying out the new trend: male crab pregnancy
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a person who is brain dead and stupid and has to get a life and needs to touch grass.
Some dude: Hi Sigma Male Vincent.
Vincent: Cope Harder + ratio + did'nt ask + Richard is Gay
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S A D B O Y S
Single white males play lots of videogames in their parents basement.
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A guy who follows fashion and etc. trends set by popular "rap artist"(or any othe genre)
groupie hype beast male groupie
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Persian Male Complex occurs in mainly Persian men, though it can be applied to all men of Middle eastern descent, not specifically Persians. Symptoms include a strong need for the submissive maternal-wife figure who will not pursue any meaningful career in order to care for her 9 children, preferably all boys to carry on the strong, dominant paternal genes. PMC creates the need for the man to be the dominant figure in the household and to be the sole breadwinner of the family, in order for him to assert his dominance and feel secure in his own masculinity. PMC does not come in one shape or form and it affects men and boys of all ages. There is the possibility for early on set PMC--there is no cure, however, it can be treated to a manageable state.
How to identify PMC in your friends, relatives, and loved ones:
-Obsessive masculinity
-Misogynistic tendencies
-Calls soccer "football"
-FIFA
-Aggressively witty
-Hair gel
-Mama's boy
-Favorite artist is Kanye West
-Polo shirts & Armani cologne
Dude, his Persian Male Complex is off the charts; Arman has hardcore PMC.
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noun: psychological ailment when a guy always has to push or boss others around, start fights, talk shit, make himself the center of attention, assume responsibility for anyone else's triumph while also pushing the blame for his fuck-ups onto others.
"hey Cara, whatever happened to you and Bill?"
"Oh, he's cute but he has a roaring case of alpha male syndrome. all he does is talk about how awesome he thinks he is at everything and he never let me choose where we'd hang out at night. plus he punched my sister's boyfriend in the face for asking me what time it was."
"damn. what a fucking chode."
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The tendency, especially among males, to make educated (?) guesses about subjects and present them as fact. The syndrome manifests itself most frequently when the sufferer is asked a question by a member of the opposite sex.
Female: Do I need to put premium gas in my car?
Male: Absolutely. If you don't, you will short out your cam injector bearings.
Female: Uh, I think you are suffering from Male Answer Syndrome.
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