matt bernardi

Matt Bernardi is someone with an absolutely massive cock. He is a full sender and watches Steve will do it. He doesn’t give a fuck about his grades and likes smoking weed and eating pizza. He also likes Football and Gronk.

“I heard that kid Matt Bernardi has a hugeeee peen. He’s definitely going D1.”

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matt buckingham

An utter goat

Brandon: Your racist
Ms Williamson: Stop saying that
Brandon: You goat matt
Matt Buckingham: *dem lols*

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matt charnley

The sexiest person known to man. everyone bows down to him as he walks past. he is just that sexy.

Matt Charnley is so dam hot

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Matt Rash

the severe and extensive facial bleeding experienced post making out with Matthew Ragh.

Guy 1 : Dude, whats up with your face?

Guy 2 : Oh I know. I made out with Matt Ragh last night.

Guy 1 : Got a case of the Matt Rash. Nice one bra.

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matt dwyer

A kid that is gay likes men and has no friends

Oh my god look at Matt Dwyer over there he is such a fucking retard

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Metal Matt

An awkwardly long hug. Usually performed by your awkward friend. The hug may contain rubbing, patting or a combination of the two. As you start to pull away, they'll just grab onto you more.

Dude, Casey's metal matts make me feel like cutting off my arms so I don't have to hug him anymore...

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Doing a Matt

When you get an exceptionally good score on Geoguessr's Daily Challenge, and are humble about it.

"Hey, look over there... an extremely rare occurrence of someone Doing a Matt"

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