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Weighing in at a whopping 235 pounds or more, and benching at least 275 pounds.Often characterized by massive pecs and an even larger ego. All around the best kind of guy one could ever meet!
Jacob: You see that guy over there?
Sean: You mean the one benching 275 over there?
Jacob:Yeah, that guy is a total Chest Monster,just look at those Pecs!
Sean: I know what you mean, I hope i can be as strong as him one day!
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A "Mythical" being that in their original state is one of the all powerful beings that started this part of the universe. He was also partly rsponsible for the creation of humans, and when all the other immortals had the opinion of "humans are useless" he vowes to live amongst them, in humans form with all memories of his past life blocked by a spell to keep him from knowing. With him gone from the council, this side of the universe became neglected by immortals. The only spirits left were the few that vowed to look after and help balance out this planet. As soon as "The Great Almighty Komodo Monster" is through with being a human he will rise back to power as the head of the council of immortal beings.
-Loyal Follower of KOMODOism
One day The Great Almighty Komodo Monster will rise again.
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A woman with exceedingly large breasts.
Anna Nicole Smith will always be my favorite Playboy rack monster.
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To get wasted and break stuff/people/pets in Grave Digger fashion.
Bob : Lamp :: Monster truck : Ford Festiva
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A plot mechanism designed to disguise the fact that the writer hasn't closed a plot hole. Often used in lame TV shows that make their money from convincing the audience that they have some deep meaning when in fact they are making it up as they go along.
Lostie, Season 2: I bet the smoke monster is some deep metaphysical representation of the life force that is harnessed on the island!
Lostie, Season 7: Wait, they've all been dead this entire season???
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A singular or group party of ugly dyke bitches. Which at first glance, you believe they came out from under a rock from the bottom depths of the ocean.
I transferred into a new oceanography class, and I immediately regret my decision, because all the bitches are a bunch of sea monsters.
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Any of the now-familiar creepy ghosts in Japanese horror/thriller films. Aka ghost children, women with long black hair, crawly people on a ceiling, and crawly people coming out of television sets.
So named after the various forms of ghost as seen in The Grudge.
I'm too scared to go get your stuff out of the closet alone, because a Grudge Monster might get me!
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