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when you forget it's actually called 'deer in headlights' so you say "moose in headlights"
He was like a moose in headlight *note - Carol forgot what it's actually called, so instead she said the wrong term (moose in headlights)*
A big fat dick because no one likes him and is a loney bitch Because he is gay
Man walker moose sucks sooo much dick
When you go to the bathroom but the aftermath is worse than expected, and the smell is horrible
Don't got into the restroom I killed a moose. I killed a moose therefore you sould give it sometime before you go in there.
When you are fucking your girls asshole and all of a sudden you look down and see some truffle butter aka Moose Juice on your dick. You look at your dick with disgust, but proceed to shove it down your girl's throat until your dick is clean enough to go get some more Moose Juice..
Dude 1: Hey bro, last night my girl let me hit her bootyhole, it was pretty damn good.
Dude 2: Damn bro, did it smell like shit, cause last time I fucked your girl, I thought the bitch had just took a shit without wiping her ass before I stuck my dick in her bootyhole.
Dude 1: Of course bro, you know my girls bootyhole smells like shit anytime you slide a dick in her ass. But this time, she left some Moose Juice on my dick and then I told her to lick the brown cheese off my dick.
Dude 2: Damn bro, you are a savage for making her eat the Moose Juice.
Dude 1: Yeah, whatever. I got bigger problems. I got diarrhea that with no toilet paper
Dude 2: I can go downstairs to see if the mailman left any Burger King coupons so you could wipe your ass.
Dude 1: Fuck you bro
The ONE AND ONLY mascot of Building Trades. A BEAUTIFUL CREATURE. usually great in bed
Are you serious, you've never heard of Baby Moose?
Its like cow tippen but a lots more dangerous
My Candian buddies like to go Moose tippen
Damn look at tyreesha’s double moose knuckle , it could swallow a house