A grossly incandescent white creature from the desert realm. They roam the desert at night scavenging what they can find from other people.
That DA MOOSE is the brightest thing I've seen all night.
When a girl makes a horrible face during sex resembling that of a moose
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- I had sex with that girl Alex oller and she makes the worst moose sex face
- I was about to nut until I seen that moose sex face
a chill fella who sells candy that he stole.
“woah Luca Moose snapped me!”
“OMG he’s so hot!!”
When a man is behind a woman, doggy style, the man pulls out and sticks it in her ass. When she turns around to look at the man he raises his hands behind her head, palms spread and thumbs touching the ears.
Change lanes and when her eyes get big give her antlers... scared moose!
A Wise Moose (Proper Noun) One who has reached maximum level of faggotry. To be a wise moose you must major in memeology from the college of 4 chan.
Yo man, I was about to bust a nut on that bitch but then you came in the room, you are a fucking A Wise Moose!
In the winter a moose penis grows to epic proportions to rival all others in the animal kingdom. This allows moose to travel over ice safer having a fifth appendage to stablize.
That tall security guard over there is hung like a winter moose. I see the tip hanging out the bottom of his jeans.
A really fat white boy who hasn't passed algebra 2 yet. Has a nerdy voice and tries to act tough on discord.com.
Tyrell: yo did you hear that Typhon of Rivia(Moose) got slammed by Apollo?
Amir: the fat white kid who uses big words on discord.com?
Tyrell: yeah