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A jackass on MySpace that thinks he's cool
Michale Jackson pedobear Herbert Bobby Haley is a myspace shithead
when a guy or girl are always on myspace to see what their boyfriend or girlfriends myspace says and gets either pissed and/or any other feelings just because of something on someones myspace page
Steve: Dude i got rid of my top friends list on myspace now my girlfriend is mad at me cuz she not on the list
Scoot: Yea she sounds kinda crazy and myspace oriented to me, probably time to break up before some girl comments your picture and she gets jealous
When someone is a "thug" or really flashy on an internet social network (preferably myspace because that site allows for the most posturing due to colorful back grounds and special effects) but in real life they lack luster.
Keisha: did you ever go meet up with that guy Robert?
Carrie: ugh...yeah
Keisha: so was he as cool as he seemed on line?
Carrie: no, he was a myspace guy
Keisha: oh wow, sorry :(
A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.
I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.
The pose everybody does for their myspace profile picture: a peace sign with middle and index finger held next to their face, and a smile
"Look at her do The Myspace! It looks really good."
"I wish i could do The Myspace that well"
Turning a potentially successful business into shit because the owner sold out to advertisers.
Did you hear about Digg? They totally MySpaced it.
Somebody, usually a girl, who consumes most of their time on myspace.com. They add thousands of friends and usually have the number of friends they have in their screen name. Such as "KateB2k" 2k being the amount of friends they have. They spend hours even days on myspace begging for comments and get mad when they don't have 100 comments a day and constantly threaten to delete their myspace. When they put a new picture up, if it doesn't get a certain, large amount of comments, they'll either delete, or won't post a new one until it gets more. They also do the act of "whoring" somebody on myspace using "w4w" which is pretty much just begging for people to add a certain person so that others will add them.
Myspace whore: OMG, I haven't been on the computer in an hour, I MUST check and see if I have comments. If not, I'M GOING TO DELETE MY MYSPACE!!!
Picture caption: Get to 100 comments in an hour or I'm deleting. New picture when this gets 100.
Whoring bulletin: Add Kayla! She's super sweet. She comments!