open up a can

Popular shortened version of "open up a can of whoop-ass," a statement generally used as a threat, but can refer to a beating/act of domination that occurred in the past.

1. "If ya'll don't stop your bitchin' I'm gonna open up a can!"

2. "I'm finna open up a can on your stanky ass"

3. "The kids were so out of control I had to open up a can right in the middle of the 7-11!"

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I Can Only Use Canned Chat

When someone is Muted on Adventure Quest Worlds, they will say the phrase "I Can Only Use Canned Chat" , literally translating to " I was saying some things I probably shouldn't have said "

Aine: "I Can Only Use Canned Chat"

Girl 69: OOOOOhhh Snap somebody was being a bad gril

can of crushed assholes

to feel like shit after a night of drinking and to look even worse. Syn: shit run over twice.

Dude how much did you drink last night, you look like a can of crushed assholes.

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sexy can i

what someone says if someone they find hot walks by

hoy guy walks by
GIRL SAYS TO FRIEND-- sexy can i!!!!

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can of smashed assholes

somthing thats is especially unpleasant/discusting

I went on the piss hard last night and I feel like a can of smashed assholes

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Coke can man

1) a man with a penis that has the girth of a Coke can.

2) a man with a penis so large that it causes tearing and bleeding of the receiving orifice.

He split me wide open! He is definitely a Coke can man.

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Canadian Can Job

The act in which one engages in anal or vaginal intercouse and you place your partner's head into the bowl of a toliet, then during orgasim you proceed to swirly your partner.

My bitch wouldn't shut up about getting shit in her hair after the Canadian Can Job I gave her last night!!

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