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baking something sweet and delicious at another person's house, then after eating your fill, leaving all of the remainder. Meaning you then do not have a tummy ache from eating too many sweets and they, inevitably, do.
" Oh wow, I came home today and this girl I've been seeing baked an entire plate of cookies, then just left. They were delicious, but now my stomach hurts something fierce. I didn't realize she was cookie bombing me!"
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To go into a private discord channel and make sweet and loving phone sex.
I heard Cole was doing Laundry and Cookies with Sage in the channel.
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1. an oreo submerged in milk
2. an overly excited va-jay-jay
1. Murphy, stop poking your milky cookie! It'll fall apart and your fingers will get cold!
2. Aaron! Stop poking Murphy's milky cookie! It makes her too happy and your fingers will get pruny!
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One might be idle in said Ventrilo channel and all at once, full of cookies pabdar.
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Infamous for his lyrical masterpieces under the EP "Runaway" on Soundcloud, lil cookie is a musical genius. His hit 'Kevin Durant' made Billboard's top 50 list for upcoming new hits, surpassing artists such as Harry Style and Mia Khalifa. He is inspired by his many rejections in the 16 years of his life. Despite that, lil cookie is known for being a very persistent womanizer.
"Yall heard Kevin Durant by lil cookie? This that new heat!"
"Hey Amina! Have you heard lil cookie's new song Tidal Wave? It was inspired by you!"
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The most aggressive form of eating. (Verb)
1. To demolish any type of edible item in an enthusiastic and violent fashion.
2. Displaying the utmost excitement and appetite for any form of sexual activity.
"When those cookies are finished baking, I'm going to cookie monster that shit!"
"I'm so hungry, I could cookie monster a horse!"
"Dude, that chick is so hot, I want to cookie monster her ass!"
"Her pussy was so sweet, I cookie monstered it for hours."
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When you mold a peice of waste (poop) into a cookie-like shape then add chocolate chips to it.
DO NOT EAT
prank your friends
Guy#1 hey u wanna give this guy a fudge cookie?
Guy#2 yeah let me do it... (he poops)
(guys make the fudge cookie)
Guy#3 wtf dude i was sleeping!
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