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Kung fu flop

Where your flaccid, lazy dick just flops around while you make super cool Kung fu noises. *sound effects optional*-(Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)

“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*

by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023


Maddy the flop

Maddy the flop is referring to a flop named maddy

meet my coochie Maddy the flop

by imaflopppppppppppppppppppppppp March 21, 2023


Flopped Omelette

Someone who has terrible hair and an appearance that makes them easy to be made fun of

He looks like a flopped omelette with that crusty hair

by Krafffffty January 12, 2022


brewer's flop

An inability to obtain and/or maintain an erection, as a result of an over-consumption of alcohol.

Almost got head of that blonde bird last night. Shame brewer's flop killed my chances.

by robbo6124 July 29, 2010


On flop

Being so sure you're correct that you're willing to bet being forever flaccid on it

"Wha' say you bruv, I heard you lipsed my gyal behind my back at the club last night"
"Nahhh I didn't man, on flop I could never do that to you"

"There's no way you sank a three pointer from the half-court line"
"Yeah man I do it all the time"
"On flop?"
"Yeah on flop"

by Pappuccino December 24, 2022


Counter flop

Where a guy takes a picture of his junk on the counter

Duuuude I sent her a counter flop oops

by Urbannnnnndick July 10, 2015


Linda webster esther byrne flop std

When linda webster, esther byrne and Amy cowan belly flopped on you, you now have a spot on your unnameables😍😍

Linda webster is fat - linda webster esther byrne flop std

by shadowboyyyyy!!!! October 5, 2021