Concord, North carolina

tiny little town with a lot of excitement. small town drama don't get better than this. kind of like cheers, where everybody knows your name. the town keeps getting bigger and so does the talk. Half hour outside of Charlotte, North Carolina.

I'm in Concord, North Carolina and I don't ever want to leave.

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North Atlantic Squadron

A stupid anthem written by drunken idiots in the Canadian Maritimes. Specifically people from Prince Edward Island and Newfoundland.

Maritimes Canadian: Away, away, with fyfe and drum,

Here we come, full of rum,

Looking for women to pat on the bum

In the North Atlantic Squadron!

Normal Canadian: get out of here you drunken wind bag

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North Fork Native

It is a self designation for someone who is from the North Fork of Long Island with roots that are so old they are untraceable or someone who graduated a local north fork high school and still lives in the area.

"Those North Fork Native bumper stickers sure make these city folk back off!"
"Them North Fork Natives taste just like chicken!"
"John Doe is a true North Fork Native he has never been west of Riverhead,"

the north european meatball

A sexual experience involving oral sex and an icecube. The man lays down on the bed, and the woman starts licking his balls. After some sucking, the woman takes an icecube out and buries it in the mans ballsack. At this point the man would fell a cold pain. After some minutes, take the icecube away, and start licking his balls.

Person A: Hey honey! wonna have fun tonight?
Person B: Sure!
Person A: Lets try out the north european meatball

Elkhorn North High

A school full of snobs. If you aren’t white or rich you’re considered an outcast.

Elkhorn North high is straight garbage

North Korean steamer

When you’re sitting on the toilet and dropping a deuce after you drop the deuce you let one loud big ass fart bomb out and it’s like Korea bombing another country

Hey Noah I named my toilet Vladimir and I gave it a North Korean steamer you should’ve smelled it

North Fort Myers

A sad town with one of the largest trailer parks and a lot of people compensating for something with their lifted trucks. The high school would be wonderful if there wasn't an over abundance of racist and small-minded students. As of late it also has a large population of crack heads living in the woods and begging on the streets. Overly populated too and the Walmart is so horrible that it has to put gates in to prevent theft.

I told you not to stop in North Fort Myers.