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An individual who is able to orally and anally pleasure oneself independently simultaneously
Bro check out that hottie panting to that circle jerk selfie!
When you are fisting your partner and you slide your penis inside of your hand, inside of her, and masturbate.
I never expected she's be able to receive a Kansas City Jerk, but I was wrong.
Pretending to work remotely from your primary residence when your sole intention is to do nothing and take the piss.
The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.
Employee: “There’s no work to do. I’m going to jerk from home this Friday.”
Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”
Purposely watching a sad movie to cry for pleasure
"I haven't cried in so long, I need a tear jerk-off session"
"I hate it when Sally walks in on me jerking the colon boner," complained Jim.
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The act of being jerked around by several people at once. Often used as a humorous expression as it pertains to several men masturbating in a circle, possibly around you, or on you, suggesting a lack of power on your part (the person receiving the circle jerk) and a larger proportion of power for the individuals perpetrating the circle jerk.
I applied for several jobs but keep getting the circle jerk!
I had an interview but he didn't call to let me know, I'm really getting the old circle jerk!
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The moment right after you cum while masturbating, that you question doing it in the first place and feeling like shit.
“Man, I had super bad P.J.D (Post Jerk Depression)last week. I haven’t beat my meat since then.”
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