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what real men like.
man 1: oi cunt you like hot men?
man 2: oh fuck yeah
man 1: me too
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When a man, or woman, takes a dump in a woman's, or man's, hair; then uses it to style their hair into horns(or antlers).
Guy1: She's not hungry, she doesn't want a hot lunch. Holy shit I'm gonna give her a hot mousse.
Guy2: What the fuck is a hot mousse?
Guy1: I'm gonna shit in her hair and shape it into antlers!
Guy2: Damn that's awesome!!
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When your partner is performing oral sex, one pisses in said partners mouth.
Yo, I gave her a hot Snapple!
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Revenge Hot is the new level of hotness you strive to achieve after being scorned by a romantic interest or bf/gf. This is shallow, superficial and petty and DOES make you feel better.
The goal here is twofold:
1) Ideally, he/she who scorned you will feel like an idiot the next time they see your even-hotter-than-before self.
2) By increasing your hotness you increase your chances of finding a better candidate next time around.
Jennifer Aniston gets exponentially hotter every time she gets shunned by a love interest. She is the master of revenge hot.
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To defecate onto a paper plate and then strike another individual in the face with it as you would a pie. The Hot Swank may be used for both sexual and nonsexual purposes like revenge.
When you said David got shitfaced I thought you meant drunk, but instead he had been fed the Hot Swank.
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The spoon used for heating and dissolving heroin.
Demi Lovato always plays with her hot spoons
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