october 8

My bday :)))

When were you born?
October 8

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October 7th

National Phat Ass Day! Slap the thickest booty you can find today!

October 7th 2019: Lola has a thicc butt! *slaps Lola’s butt bcuz it’s very thiccccc*

19👍 8👎

October 9th

October 9th is National “Kiss On Forehead” Day. Kiss anyone you want on their forehead. If you kiss somewhere other than their forehead, it’s bad luck 🤪👻😘

It’s October 9th, I’m going to kiss my crush on her forehead bro!!!

19👍 7👎

October 4th

National girlfriends day ;)

Person 1: Hey, its october 4th!
Person 2: and?
Person 1: its national girlfriends day

41👍 19👎

october 17

national let boys cry day

i just really wanna cry bro but it’s not october 17

October 20

National Eat Ass Day

Hey Joe, wanna go eat my ass?
No James! That’s gay!
Who the fuck cares? It’s October 20th!

30th of October

The 30th of October is national play og games day. NO FORTNITE

Can’t play on Fortnite today it’s the 30th of October