Laugh Button

Another name for a clitoris of a ticklish woman as most men have no idea what or where a clitoris is.

John: "Yeah I stroked her until she snorted!"

Bill: "Yeah I'm pretty sure you found her laugh Button"

Press the button

start a course of action, particularly a nuclear conflict.

“No single leader has the authority to press the button, thankfully, launching nuclear weapons requires a complex sequence of approvals.”

Ash button

When your smoking while playing a video game and you forget to ash and you find your lap covered in ash or an extra long ash thats just about to fall but carefully balance it to the ashtray after the level is finished, This is common in driving games, or fighting situations.. Ash often falls during a slight button push, also know as one puff levels, as you only get one puff and the cigarette finishes before the level does..

Smoker 1: Im going to win this race,
Smoker 2: nup

smoker 1: told ya i would win, shit i just wasted a whole smoke on that run,

Smoker 2: F U!!!

Smoker 1: Ash button baby!!!!!!

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just top button

Common slang for "just the top button"

"Hey, can you look up on urbanditionary what "just top button" is"

okay. <go to computer and enter "just the top button">

"The definition isn't here man. I guess i'll just enter in the definition"

<Enters the above into the definition>

IDGAF button

Acronym. Short for “I Don’t Give A Flip,” or depending on the situation it’s “I Don’t Give A Fuck” (some situation just call for the fuck). Denotes apathy and “fed-upedness.”

This has been a shitty week. My IDGAF button is stuck in the on button

IDGAF Button

Acronym. Short for “I don’t give a flip” (depending on the situation, it’s “fuck.” An internal button that automatically switches on when you are fed up with something.

This week at work sucked. My IDGAF button has been stuck in the on position for three days now.

velvet button

Clitoris.

"She was ready to go once I put my finger on the velvet button."