A British person.
A funnier and less objectively agreed upon version of "brit", typically said with disdain (serious or joking). Can also relate to British mannerisms or objects (see example 3)
Originating from the public access show, A Little Sketchy, in which the fictional character, Johnny Table is an incredibly stereotypical British person.
EXAMPLE 1:
Snobbert: *proceeds to use British pronunciation*
Quimbly: "what made you this way?"
Snobbert: "to tell you the truth, I'm a table. *cries in British*
-A Little Sketchy Episode 12
EXAMPLE 2:
British Person (Table): "can I get a nice cup o' wa'er?
American: "What a table!"
EXAMPLE 3:
British Person (Table): "in my home across the pond, we eat crumpets"
American: "are those table foods?"
A thing to put your drank on and it usually has 4 legs even though it can't walk
Why did you search for table
Get Timothy on the table and get the knife.
I don’t think Timothy likes tables.
Strap Timothy to the table!
The best object in existence, besides the chair of course. Items are often placed on this object.
Tyler: Did you see last nights football games?
Grant: table
It is an object in many homes wheee you sit to eat at or draw. It is very useful.
Mother: “Gordon come down for dinner at the table!”
Gorgon: “If we can get a new table”
It’s a peace of wood with legs
Hey, wanna eat on that thing ( table )