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A reassuringly soft pork scratching with a crunchy crust
John’s pork softy toast smelt like a farmer’s finger
If someone has "burnt toast" it means they are in a bad mood because of a sequence of events earlier in the day starting with burnt toast. Example: you wake up in the morning and burn your toast, so you're in a bad mood and cut someone off driving, then he's in a bad mood and snaps at his co worker, then he's in a bad mood goes home and fights with his wife, then she's in a bad mood etc etc,
"hey bob how's your day going?"
"F*ck off would ya tony!"
"Oh sh*t, I don't need your burnt toast"
When you gettin ROASTED till you become burnt.
You become burnt toast.
Jack: You're brain's broken.
McD: Jack, brain's don't break. Please think .
Jack: Something I can do and you can't.
McD: I'm burnt toast.
When you shit your pants but continue to sit on it form burnt toast.
Brandon couldn’t run fast enough and shit is pants and just sat there until he pulled out some burnt toast
A meme that doesn't make sense and isn't supposed to. Usually causes confusion and people searching through the internet to understand the meme. Similar to an ironic meme.
I don't understand this at all. Why is everyone laughing about this picture of burnt toast?
LMAO I GET IT OMG!! #burnttoast
The substitution of Irish Cream for milk in a French Toast recipe.
The breakfast of the aristocracy.
Aristocrat 1: The amount of times I've started making french toast only to realize that I don't have any milk is honestly starting to become a problem.
Aristocrat 2: A fine Irish cream will make for a good substitute - Irish Toast.
the act of toasting a Pokémon.
I am hungry, I really need to toast a mon.