Have you ever been on an INTERNET CALL with other people. Only to discover a moody woman staring down at you.
The eyes watching you, they move. Soon, you realise you've been hypnotised.
This is the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut. Be ware.
Hey, did you have a meeting with the guy and the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut? Fuck me, what is that slut doing look at me, judging me, ruling my dreams. Save me from the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut.
When a man has a large bush and the woman is on her period and the man is having sex with her from behind, the blood on the man's bush acts as a sponge painter on the woman's vagina.
Dude, I sponge painted this girl last night. Her vagina looked like my mom's guest bathroom.
It is a term used to describe a homosexual who shits on their partner while getting fucked
I can’t wait to get in bed with the new guy, but my friend says she paints
The act of a man nutting inside of another man's anus, then farting the nut out onto a canvas.
Donnie and Sam Australian Spray Painted all over Marshalls face.
Similar to a cream pie, the semen that drips out of a woman’s vagina after being ejaculated into
I gave that girl the taint paint
While playing online shooting games, the act of alternating crouching and standing. This results in a “clam slam” or “tea bag” frustrating opponents to repeat poor gaming decisions.
Gave that sniper a good taint paint, now he’s dropping in on me again.
When painting over badly chipped nails to look classier.
"Ew Hazel you can't go out with your nails rotten like that, you look like a tinker!"
"I have no time Ashleigh, how are we supposed to make the taxi to head to the club!?!?"
"Quick Jakey Paint in the taxi will sort you out"
"Ahh The Jakey Paint, what a life saver"