The rock eating pancakes

The most beautiful thing of all time.

It's the definition GODLY.
I LOVE IT!

"Did you see the picture of The Rock eating pancakes I sent you?"
"Yes, and I looked at it for 17 hours."

Flippin' My Pancakes

To cause anger or irritation

"Macy was flippin' my pancakes today; she would not stop talking!"

The Pearl-Pancake Flip

Essentially flipping ones self over, after ejaculating, to have the bed absorb ejaculate (melted pearls) from ones stomach.

"Dude I was so high last night that instead of getting a towel before I finished I decided to do The Pearl-Pancake Flip"

"Nice"

check your pancakes

When you have something important to tend to.

"Crap - I better check my pancakes!!"

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half pancake of coolness

how cool ellie is, original half pancake of coolness

Ellie: I'm a half pancake of coolness but Vanilla Ice has more eggs than me.

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chocolate chip pancakes

Hands down the best thing to eat when your stoned. It cures the pasties and tastes better then sex.

Dude... after this joint lets go back to your house and eat chocolate chip pancakes.... then smoke another joint.

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Chocolate Chip Pancakes

sexy time; business time. The act of sexual intercourse without saying the work sex.

"what are you in the mood for?

- Some chocolate chip pancakes!"

"I hope the chef makes me a good batch this morning."

"man some chocolate chip pancakes sound great right now"

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