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Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.
Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.
Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.
Where a person is in such a rage they piss atleast 6 times in an hour !! Anything less and your just angry in need of a piss.
"Whats up with you ?You've been to the toilet 6 times in the last hour !!" "That nob head has given me piss rage!!!!"
A term used for referring to droplets or splatters of urine on the seat of a toilet due to one’s poor aim or carelessness.
“Goddamnit, that dopey asshole left piss sprinkles all over my motherfucking toilet seat!”
terribly upset
Jimmy was wicked pissed when the Sox lost to the Yankees.
Basically telling someone to piss off or to have a wank.
Employer: hey Steve can you get me that report by the end of the day?
Steve: you'll get it when you get it, have a piss.
To completely embarass yourself by making stupid mistakes which you shouldn't be doing in the first place.
Mike: What happened!?
John: I accidentally gave the ball away to the opponent,sorry for that
Mike: Come on! Stop pissing yourself!
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An alternative name for a urinal cake
I just left the bathroom and dick-sniped a pubic hair off of a piss biscuit..