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When you wake up drink the coagulated cocktail on your nightstand from the night before.
When she woke up this morning she shame pounded her grey hound from the night before. It's funny cause it's true.
A synonym for drink, or pound, some beers.
Todd: Hey Mitch, wanna go pound some queers down at Churchkey later today?
Mitch: Wow, and here I thought you were a liberal.
Todd: No, I meant drink some beers... You know, beers, queers...?
Mitch: Oh yeah, let's go pound some queers, for sure.
A vagina that get pounded by intercourse.
Get your pound box out!
How is your pound box today?
Can I have a ride in your pound box?
Putting in work with a lady to increase your chances of getting laid at some point in the future.
Damn Luke is taking his date out to dinner, must be laying track to pound town!
Was a regional tournament for SSBM and SSBU held in Laurel, Maryland. This was the first tournament in the series since Pound 2016 in said year, so it reinvigorated interest in Pound as a series.
For Melee, Team Liquid's Hungrybox, the best Jigglypuff in the world, won the tournament over former rival, Cloud9's Mang0, a Falco/Fox McCloud main, from Losers Bracket, managing to reset the bracket with a 3-1 and a 3-0 in both sets respectively. After winning, an unknown spectator threw a raw crab at Hungrybox, prompting him to get frustrated. It has since become an inside joke within his community.
For Ultimate, now-retired/banned player Ally, a Mario/Solid Snake main won over Myran, an Olimar main.
The tournament saw 451 entrants for Melee singles and a high 802 entrants for Ultimate singles, rendering Pound 2019 as a major tournament for both games.
For some trivia,
-A Mr. Game & Watch player, Qerb, managed to place a notable 25th in Melee singles, being eliminated by Zain and PewPewU, both Marth players (though he did take a game off of the latter).
-The aforementioned crab that was thrown at Hungrybox, sub-humorously, had its own seat prior to the throwing.
-One of the big competitors for Ultimate singles, ESAM, lost only to Peach players, along with getting beaten 10-1 by Samsora, a Peach main.
"Nair comes down, aggressively, oh, wait, and there it is! And Hungrybox..."
"HBox is your Pound 2019 Smash Bros Melee champion. What a run from him to come from Losers and take that..."
"Finally climbing his way down there, man! 21%..."
"Okay, nice dash attack and--HA--OH MY GOD!"
A Cesspool of Lies, Thievery and Hypocrisy, Where people go to feel superior to others
Did you hear about the Insanity Happening in America rn?
Yeah man its Peak Neopets Pound Chat vibes
Excessive weight gain caused by the pandemic
I need to get back to the gym to lose these pandy pounds