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Pre-emptive sex pushups

Pushups that a male will perform prier to having sex. The main purpose of these pushups is to get his muscles warmed up for having sex.

Chris: "One, two, three, four, five..."
Lisa: "What the hell are you doing?"
Chris: "Pre-emptive sex pushups."
Lisa: "Oh, ok."

by ChiStriker June 23, 2011

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pres butan role dise

Pres butan to start game. Role dise to go. For the love of Juan! Pres butan! Miguel must role dise now! Daler Mehndi is playing. Must pres butan and role dise to go! BUTAN NOW! HaIrY_TeStIcLeS! THEY NO PRES BUTAN!

09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· Miguel, yes
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· and Juan
09:49pm ·@Makoto· who is miguel?
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• miguel
09:49pm ·@Makoto· and who is juan?
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• the one who must pres butan
09:49pm ·@Makoto· what butan?
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• juan's job is to role dise
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· One must pres the butan to start ...
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• THE butan
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· the other .. must role dise to go
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• pres butan
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· start .. go ... they go hand in hand
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· the butan .. its all about the butan
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• yea
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· if you didnt have the butan .. then you couldnt role dise to go
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• pres butan
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· since the butan .. starts ... the game
09:50pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· the butan .... the butan .... ((_)
09:50pm •+KeitaroSempai• for the love of juan! role dise to go!
09:50pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· YES PLEASE
09:50pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· i hear it .. i hear a faint ... JJOK!
09:50pm •+KeitaroSempai• pres butan = game start = must role dise = bg music daler mehndi

by KS March 15, 2004

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Pre-Game Drink Trail

The line of bottles, usually for cheap alcohol, that hordes outside of a sport stadium, left by the pre-game drinkers and the fuck $10 beer club.

The pre-game drink trail outside the A's game was littered with Modelo, Bud, and numerous off-brand beers with spanish labels.

by reallifedefz May 16, 2016


Pre-cinematic stress disorder

Knowing you'll end your favorite tv show soon.

I am totally experiencing pre-cinematic stress disorder. I'm only 5 episodes away from ending Breaking Bad!

by Mendeldependeliscool May 18, 2014


pirate cove pre-show

VHS tape, contain a show where Foxy the Pirate fox annoucing his show in just about ten minutes. That will repeated four times, until all of children will not be D E A D...........................................................................................

"this pirate cove pre-show is a reason why foxy didn't want a audience, HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA"

by FelixLotus November 4, 2022


killed your boyfriend in pre

When you kill someones teammate in pre-game lobby

"Rat FREAK, killed your boyfriend in pre tho"

by OHYEAHHHMAN June 12, 2022


Pre-Trick 'r Treaters

Kids (usually with their parents) who go around trick 'r treating before Halloween. Usually a day before.

I had some pre-trick 'r treaters knock on my door earlier, I told them to go away because they were a day early.

by sieffy13 October 30, 2014