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A magical, mystical, shape transforming being who has lived since the earth was created. He supervised the building of the pyramids. He was originally the lead guitarist for Gunses and Roses and gave them their start. He passed on and was reborn in the form of a pharmacist in Waco, Texas. There he created Dr. Pepper. Every day, wether you know it or not, Old Red is making the world run the way it does. Every day, every person who knows about Old Red can call upon Old Red and ask him for an Old Red miracle. He listens to 80% of the requests 90% of the time. Old Red is currently lying low in the form of my friend's dog. Once he dies, Old Red will find a new body to control. He is always present! Whenever something good happens, you fuckin thank Old Red...
Guy 1: Oh shit, looks like it's gonna rain...
Guy 2: You can't mow the lawn when it's raining...fuck
Guy 1: I know, I'll ask Old Red for an Old Red miracle so it doesn't rain...
Guy 2: nice...
(later on)
Guy 2: Dude it didn't rain!
Guy 1: I got the lawn mowed! Thank you Old Red!
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When you're having unprotected sex with a woman during her time of the month and you pull out to give her a facial and the first line of semen has a red tint due to the menstruation.
I was so caught up in our passionate love making that I totally forgot we'd be Red lining it tonight.
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Code word for a period, used amongst girls as secret code.
I just got my red pen
I just got my period
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Red Robin (NASDAQ: RRGB) is a chain of casual dining restaurants founded in 1969 in Seattle, Washington, USA and now headquartered in Greenwood Village, Colorado. The chain is best known for its gourmet burgers and bottomless steak fries as well as its freckled lemonade. Currently Bob McCorey is the largest employee and is known company wide for once eating an outstanding 12 burgers in one sitting.
The first Red Robin still stands at the corner of Furhman and Eastlake Avenues E. in Seattle, at the southern end of the University Bridge. This building dates from 1940 and was first called Sam's Tavern. The owner, Sam, sang in a barber shop quartet and could frequently be heard singing, "When the red, red robin goes bob, bob, bobbin' along." (Henry Woods) He liked the song so much that he eventually changed the name to Sam's Red Robin. It eventually dropped the "Sam" and simply became Red Robin. The first restaurant was 1,200 sq. feet. In 1973 the restaurant expanded their business to include their most well known hamburgers including the famous Red Robin Bacon Cheeseburger and the Royal Red Robin Burger which has a fried egg on the patty. In 1979 Red Robin regulars, Mike and Steve Snyder, decided to open their own Red Robin in Yakima, Wash. The Snyder Group Company becomes Red Robin's first franchisee. In 1980 Red Robin was well on its way to becoming "America's Gourmet Burgers & Spirits" by opening a restaurant in Portland, Ore. In 1983 Red Robin adopted a mascot named Red who became an overnight success and a favorite of children everywhere. In 1994 the company introduced their "Bottomless Steak Fries." In 2000 the company celebrated the opening of its 150th restaurant. As of February 2007, there are 307 locations across the United States and 18 in Canada.
Big Three: Mayo, Tomato, Lettuce
Big Four: Mayo, Tomato, Lettuce, Pickles
Big Five: Mayo, Tomato, Lettuce, Pickles, Onions
Big Six: Mayo, Tomato, Lettuce, Pickles, Onions, Red Relish
Red Robin hostesses are the best.
Red Robin has the best burger.
"Hi. Thank you for calling Mall 205 Red Robins. This Sharon Speaking. How May I Help you?"
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The act of destroying a production server by mistyping a command
Hey, can you look at this box for me? I think we might have a red swirley situation on our hands
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Drink that is red. May or may not be alcoholic in nature; however, if you ever want to get laid there had better be some alcohol in there.
CUSTOMER: throw some red drink in a fucking cup for a brother
BARKEEP: what the fuck are you talking about?
PLAYER: yo bitch, let me holla at you. wannna sip on some of dis red drink?
BITCH: i cant drink alcohol while i'm on antibiotics, but you can bone me
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