5 second rule

how long food can touch the ground before germs get to it

i wasnt going to eat this M&M but i just dropped it, 5 second rule!

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5-second rule

A rule that states a penis can touch anything for up to five seconds before the object is considered molested.

Husband: (poking dick against cosmetic mirror)
Husband: Look honey! It's kissing its reflection.
Wife: Urg! Stop molesting my mirror!
Husband: I'm not. 5-second rule! See. Smooch, one second. Smooch, one second. Smooch, one second...
Wife: (leaves to buy a new mirror)

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Five Second Rule

A wholly untrue rule that states that if your food drops to the floor/ground and has contact for less than five seconds, you can simply pick it up and eat it without risk of sickness. This is untrue, of course. Bacteria covers your food upon contact, it doesn't take five seconds for them to attach.

Guy 1:Dude, are you gonna eat that?

Guy 2:Yeah..
Guy 1:But it fell on the floor...
Guy 2:But it wasn't there for five seconds..so according to the Five Second Rule..it's all good.

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Sir Kenneth The Second

Nickname for Half White, Half Asian Teen.
Sophisticated Pimp

He used babypowder before he pimp slapped that hoe.

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Second hand emotion

A second hand emotion is when your friend goes through a heart break or something and it upsets you as well as them

I'm sad because my friend lost her cat.
Isn't that second hand emotion?

Yeah because it didn't happen to me but it still upsets me.

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30 Second Rule

In the case of not knowing exactly how long to keep smaller portions of food in a microwave oven, the general rule of thumb is to tap the "+ 30 Seconds" button on your microwave.

How long should I put the quesadillas in for?" "I dunno, 30 second rule?

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Second in line guy

The douchebag who is second in line and makes a complete ass of themselves because they got something before you.

This douche named seth is such a second in line guy just because he got his playstation 3 before me

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