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the act of ejaculating on a girls face, followed by punching her in the nose and subsequently mixing the semen with the blood.
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When two individuals arrange themselves nearly ass to ass having a third person jiggle a double sided dildo, action firgure, or fill in the blank, penetrating both anuses in the same motion as the Shake Weight seen on TV
Honey, I was at work today and I got to thinkin' I need to start workin out more. Maybe we should bust out my collection of broomsticks, invite Chester over again, and have a makeshift Shake Weight session
(at the water cooler) how goes it bill? Ah, could be better... i can barely walk. The old lady invited over her buddy Jack from high school and she makeshift Shake Weighted the shit outta us
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One who is subject to random characteristical changes which can be witnessed and catagorised into the basis which determine obsessive compulsive disorder OCD. The form of which is visibly evident via the expulsion of the trade mark 'two shakes' element in ones behavioural routine.
Jimmy awoke on an average summers morning and made his way to Macdonalds to purchase a regular double sausage and egg mcmuffin. Upon ordering, the employee had given Jimmy the incorrect change. To which Jimmy's initial response was simply 'two shakes' of his upper right shoulder and a brief outburst of 'you ff-ff-ff-ffuukk, eat my arse' and made his way home.
The attendent simply yelled 'jimmy two shakes'.
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To Not have enough time in a day or running way behind time.
I need to get my house ready for winter Im “shaking hands with the clock
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Usually in Afghanistan the left handed shake is a very famous gesture. When someone tries to shake hands with you using their left hand it means they have nothing but hate, disrespect, rageful anger and enmity for you. If you shake their left hand you then you should expect something bad coming on your way if you don’t shake his left hand then your accepting defeat and showing everyone that your a coward. Nowadays it’s mostly used between huge rival Gangs and Mafia’s in Afghanistan.
Left-handed Shake is a another form of declaration of war against another person, group, or family
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A toasted marshmallow shake is a an anal creampie. The toasted part comes from being in the anus.
Billy bob is banging his wife in the ass. I cant wait till he comes so i can have a Toasted Marshmallow Shake
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A derivitive of 'Wipe Your Minge' which, in turn, is a derivitive of 'Dry Your Eyes'. That is to say, 'Stop Moaning!'
"Just shake your lettuce and get on with it!!"
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