ape shit

Really going crazy or nuts over or about something.

Dan is going ape shit about how cool his new car is. Or - Dan went ape shit when he found out his wife left him.

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Dog Shit

Detroit slang term for a large stack of cash, usually between $10-50k

“I carry dog shit I don’t need no fuckin wallet” -Baby Smoove

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sticky shit

Stingy or tight-fisted, derived from the Thai phrase 'kee niaow' kee = shit; niaow = sticky.

Usually applied to people who have plenty of money, but are loath to spend it.

"kăo kee niaow."

literally, 'he shit sticky', meaning "He's a sticky shit" or "He is very tight-fisted"

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spin that shit

Another way of saying "Play that record/track"

"DJ, spin that shit!"

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railroad shit

Going to the restroom on company time and staying in there for a half an hour.

I was having a bad day at the office, so I took a railroad shit.

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shit abyss

1.A term coined by Sunnyvale Trailer Park Supervisor Jim Lahey to describe Ricky, Julian and Bubble's result of their failure to solve a problem.

2.To describe someone in a really bad situation.

1. Mr.Lahey-"The abyss...the shit abyss..."
Randy-"Mr.lahey not another night of the shit abyss, please..."
Mr.Lahey-"Ah fuck it..."

2. James got his girlfriend pregnant with twins, I tell you, that guy is in the shit abyss.

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shit breath

When the foul stench emanating from one's gob is so potent, that it will actually cause an immediate involuntary gag reflex, burn your eyes, and make you want to pack your sinus cavity with rotting skunk carcasses just to mask the smell.

As soon as I opened the door to the lab, Fred's shit breath hit me in the face like a sac of hammers, even though he was about 80 feet away. That, my friends, is potent shit breath.

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