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The act of being high on k (ktarded) and trying to find something in your pockets or on your person, but not being able to, so you keep searching over and over again thus doing a shuffle. Typically said person will have the blank stare associated with k while they do so.
Is buddy ok, hes been fidgeting a lot?
Ah hes fine hes just lost his keys so hes doing the ktard shuffle.
A less dynamic form of "hit and run."
Friend 1: "Dude, I was a little buzzed last night so I accidentally had a bump and shuffle."
Friend 2: "Did you get caught?"
Friend 1: "Nah, the guy just woke up and spilled his coffee."
A tik tok dance done by basic white girls.
Andrue is a autistic shuffle fanatic!
A dickhead shuffle is when a group of assholes ruin everyone's fun and consider themselves superior to everyone else.
"Man, I played last night casual TF2, it quickly turned into a dickhead shuffle
having a wank, rubbing one out, masturbating
When I can't sleep, I shuffle the buffalo and doze right off
When you place an order at the Sonic drive in, and race to jack off before your food is delivered to your car.
Tyler- "Yea bro last night was fuckin wild, I did the Sonic Shuffle before going to Wal-Mart sitting there for 6 fuckin hours"
A child who has many siblings. From 5 siblings upwards.
Person L: I've got 50 siblings
Person A: wow, so you're a shuffle child?